White House Can't Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards

White House Can't Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards | Danger Room | Wired.com: "A shapeshifting reptile from outer space guards President Obama, according to a new conspiracy video. Yet according to the White House, the extraterrestrial heft behind Obama’s protection detail is a mere allegation — and one that congressionally mandated budget cuts would have to ax, anyway."